There have been a number of teachers having babies in the last year. Right now there aren't any big bellies walking around our school, but students still like to ask.
"Ms Goshulak, do you have a baby?"
"No. Does it look like I have a baby?"
"Yes."
"Hmmmm. Well my belly would have to be much bigger like this (push out belly) if I had a baby, or the baby would have to be very small still."
"heheheheee"
"Do you have a baby?"
"No"
"Well me neither. Do you have a baby? (ask 3 more people)
"No" "No" "No"
"Good then we all don't have babies."
This was far more interesting than taking that question personally.
"Ms Goshulak, do you have a baby?"
"No. Does it look like I have a baby?"
"Yes."
"Hmmmm. Well my belly would have to be much bigger like this (push out belly) if I had a baby, or the baby would have to be very small still."
"heheheheee"
"Do you have a baby?"
"No"
"Well me neither. Do you have a baby? (ask 3 more people)
"No" "No" "No"
"Good then we all don't have babies."
This was far more interesting than taking that question personally.
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