Me: (calling to the guard who had just appeared) Open!
Guard: No!
Me: Yes!
Guard: No! (saying something in Chinese that I didn't understand but I thought I heard shi (the number ten))
Me: shi kuai? (ten kuai - about $1.50 - basically, can we bribe you?)
Guard: No!
Me: (sad face. I began to limp and drag my right leg across the pavement towards Guard 2 and then leaned against him when I reached him)
Guard 1, 2, 3, 4: (peak out at the scene. laughing)
Guard 1: (said something that seemed to mean OK!)
Me: (ran - oops! - to the car and jumped in)
They then opened the gate and we all died with laughter at our success as we drove through!
But will it work a second time?!? Only time will tell. If not, I've got another trick up my sleeve. (Ni shi wo de shuai pengyou ma?) Hopefully it will come to mind as quickly as this one did.
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